Novelty Christmas Pants

Funny Christmas Lingerie Pants for Men – Gag Gift for Dad

$34.99 USD

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Lingerie on the outside. Comfy pajama pants on the inside.

These funny Christmas lingerie pants for men are holiday legwear for the brave. He opens the box, holds them up, and the whole room loses it.

Somehow he ends up wearing them for the rest of Christmas morning. If your dad, husband or brother will do anything for a laugh, this is his gift.

Funny Christmas Lingerie Pants for Men

Why you'll love it

  • The full lingerie look in Christmas colors: red velvet hot shorts on top, red poinsettia-lace stockings from the thigh all the way to the ankle.
  • A black Santa belt with a big gold buckle, so he looks festive from the waist down.
  • Two red poinsettias on the front, each trimmed with pearl strands and little gold jingle bells. He will jingle when he walks.
  • Pearl garter straps connect the shorts to the stockings. It is every bit as much as it sounds.
  • Made for the gag gift moment: Secret Santa, white elephant swaps, office parties and the family photo.
  • Works as Christmas pajama pants for the hilarious dad who keeps them on through breakfast.
  • Men's sizes from S to 5XL, so almost any guy in your life can join in.

Funny Christmas Lingerie Pants for Men

Details

  • Style: men's novelty Christmas pajama pants in a lingerie look
  • Shorts: red velvet with black Santa belt and large gold buckle
  • Trim: two red poinsettia appliqués with pearl strands and small gold jingle bells
  • Garters: pearl garter straps on both legs
  • Stockings: red poinsettia lace on sheer mesh, thigh to ankle, footless
  • Sizes: men's S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
  • Free US shipping on orders $90+ (tip: 3 pairs gets you there). Tracked delivery in about 10–12 days, so order by December 10 for Christmas.
  • Fit: relaxed pajama fit. Between sizes? Size up.
  • Includes: 1 pair of Christmas lingerie pants: red velvet shorts with attached pearl garters and poinsettia lace stockings, Black Santa belt with gold buckle (shown on the shorts)

Funny Christmas Lingerie Pants for Men

Care

  • The pearls, bells and lace are delicate trims. Handle gently and keep them away from snags.
  • Follow the care label on the garment.

Before you order

  • Not sure about size? Pick the size he wears in sweatpants.
  • This is a novelty gag gift made for laughs, not everyday wear.
  • The stockings end at the ankle. Pair them with his favorite socks.
  • Colors may look slightly different on your screen.

FAQ

What size should I buy for him?
Pick the size he wears in sweatpants. Sizes run from men's S to 5XL.

Is the belt included?
Yes. The black Santa belt with the gold buckle is part of the look shown in the photos.

Can he actually wear them all day?
They are made to be worn, and many guys keep them on through Christmas morning. They are a novelty piece, so treat the pearls, bells and lace gently.

Is this a good white elephant or Secret Santa gift?
That is exactly what it is made for. Wrap it in a plain box and let the reveal do the rest.

Funny Christmas Lingerie Pants for Men

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We accept returns within 30 days of delivery.

Items must be unworn, unwashed, and returned with their original tags.

To begin a return, email contact@stapleus.com with your order number.

Once your return is approved, we will send return instructions and the appropriate return address.

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